Tuesday, May 27, 2008

39 weeks and counting! ("Push it. Push it real good!")

Here's Carrie at thirty-nine weeks, trying not to look too impatient and glowing brighter by the week! The bean has now grown to the point where limbs and appendages are beginning to protrude. We think she may be done spelunking and is ready to head out into the light. Carrie wishes she'd stop head-butting her bladder...

We're also now packed and ready to go to the hospital. Supplies have been gathered in anticipation of what could be a lengthy labor: snacks and energy bars, change of clothes, deck of cards, massage balls, the first season of the TV show "Alias." We've also put together a mix cd of music to help keep up our energy, although tragically, the dynamic hit "Push It" by renowned rap duo Salt-n-Pepa did not make the final cut.

If anybody has any tips or bits of labor advice, we'd love to hear them. Brian keeps saying, "This'll be just like going to a hotel! We've got a jacuzzi in the room and room service..." but he's not so sure this is calming Carrie's nerves at all.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Indoctrination of the Poop


A little while ago Carrie's friends at work threw her a baby shower, which was attended by many of the wonderful people she works with at OSU. Cake was eaten, jelly beans were munched on, tons of excellent gifts were given, and wise parenting tips were bestowed upon Carrie and Brian ("Don't drop the baby" somebody wrote...).


One highlight of the shower involved Carrie's reading of the timeless parenting classic, "Everyone Poops," which poses this age-old question: What does whale poop look like? Indeed.



Monday, May 5, 2008

Introducing the Ergo Melon Carrier!

In a moving display of support, solidarity and compassion, Brian has decided to strap a twenty pound watermelon to his stomach for the remainder of Carrie's pregnancy.

Brian was just joking about that. But feel free to interpret this use of humor as an outward expression of the guilt he feels for not having to sacrifice his body for months on end, pee every ten minutes and push a large, newborn mammal out of a small orifice.





However, don't put it past him to sacrifice the cat's comfort to properly test out the new Ergo Baby Carrier.